Hey You Kids! Get Offa My Lawn

I suppose it's possible to sound like more of a grumpy old tool, but you'd have to work at it.

Basically, Simmons blames the death of the music industry(?!) on college kids and the internet.

The thing is, even if he's right (he's not), whining about it foxes in the henhouse now is shutting the barn door after the cows are gone (Hey, he gets to use farm metaphors, I get to use farm metaphors). The sea change has happened; the key now is finding a way to make it work for you, or taking your toys and going home.

Quietly, please.